Monday at 8 AM, my inbox is all like

whatshouldwecallstudentaffairs:

… and I need you to handle every one.

Every morning, really

mindykaeling:

Favorite People | Mindy Kaling

"I’m not married, I frequently use my debit card to buy things that cost less than three dollars, and my bedroom is so untidy it looks like vandals ransacked the Anthropologie sale section. I’m kind of a mess."

(via mindythings)

"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?"

plightofthevalkyries:

Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.

Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.

They are the English majors. 

They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

(via englishmajorhumor)

Trying to Communicate with a Drunk, Noisy Resident

houseofcardsquotes:

Follow us for awesome House of Cards Quotes

My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

(via imthemaryyouretherhoda)

buttonpoetry:

Carrie Rudzinski - “In America” (WoWPS 2014)

"In America, we are taught to scream the word ‘FIRE’ if being assaulted, because no one will help us if we yell ‘RAPE.’ “

Performing at the 2014 Women of the World Poetry Slam. Carrie placed 4th overall in the tournament.

Ser Bronn of The Blackwater. Anointed by the king himself.

(via rhinozilla)

jewishpolitics:

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

Well…um…this is concerning. 

jewishpolitics:

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

Well…um…this is concerning. 

(via nyxhaze)